Someone who was spanked or humiliated in an online debate (especially over politics or religion) and who now follows the person that embarrassed them from thread to thread, posting about them, instead of the topic of the threads. When a person has an IB the polite thing to do is "Name" them after a breed of dog.
Bob: You destroyed Simms123 in that debate yesterday!
John: Yeah, now he's my internet bitch. He's posted about me in four different threads today.
Bob: What are you gonna name him?
John: Well he's an angry little bitch that's all bark and no muscle. So I went with Chihuahua.
Bob: Good choice. It suits him.
John: Yeah, now he's my internet bitch. He's posted about me in four different threads today.
Bob: What are you gonna name him?
John: Well he's an angry little bitch that's all bark and no muscle. So I went with Chihuahua.
Bob: Good choice. It suits him.
by Mongo1313 November 04, 2014
Internet Karen: OMG did you see what she said in her comment?!! I cant believe her!!
Other person: Just let it be. It most likely has nothing to do with you.
Internet Karen: Whatever I'm reporting her!
Other person: Just let it be. It most likely has nothing to do with you.
Internet Karen: Whatever I'm reporting her!
by Flower347joy May 03, 2022
The online version of speaking to your manager. This karen prides herself on providing ugly Google reviews regardless of how much you kiss her ass. She wants the world to know how you overcharged her .15 for that hat she found on the clearance rack.
by Parrothead5000 November 05, 2021
Intentionally eliciting emotional responses by either asking (ie:"What are your pet peeves?") or expressing a controversial opinion (ie:"
My heart goes out to all the victims in dear old Boston. MUSLIM=TERRORIST.") in order to find people to text with you.
My heart goes out to all the victims in dear old Boston. MUSLIM=TERRORIST.") in order to find people to text with you.
He enjoys chumming the internet with his extreme opinions so he can practice arguing with people on-line.
by JoRokHed April 17, 2013
An ignorant person who thinks they know the answer because they formed an option based on something they read on the internet. Thus making them ignorant.
by DeathWish69 April 19, 2021
(Translated: Italian Internet)
when your internet connection slows down, in Italy it is known that it is one of the countries with the worst internet connection in the world.
when your internet connection slows down, in Italy it is known that it is one of the countries with the worst internet connection in the world.
-What the F*ck! My internet connection is like a Internet all'Italiana
-F*ck!! I can't play with this Internet all'Italiana
-F*ck!! I can't play with this Internet all'Italiana
by Rose Lavillant March 18, 2020
Internet mercenaries fight on the side of T-series against Pewdiepie in the war of Pewdiepie vs T-series.
by tshbg March 30, 2019