Deep Like A Paper Cut

A saying used to say that something is meant to be deep but epically failed. A paper cut is typically the most minor of the cuts--barely breaking the skin, so for something to be "deep like a paper cut" means that it is hardly deep at all.
Jessica: Look, I know that you like using men like tissues, but you are thirty-freaking-three now. I really think you ought to settle down. Find a man who can tame you.

Emily: Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run free with them.

Jessica: Wooow. Quoting Sex and The City. Deep like a paper cut.
by hahahehehahahohahahehehahaho December 30, 2011
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Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts

Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts is an exclamation used by one who has just had something negative occur unto them.

It can be yelled or uttered under ones breath, both with roughly the same meaning of "I am not fond of what just happened to the point of incoherence and so I will utter a nonsensical phrase."

The phrase originated in the online gaming world and was uttered randomly upon the death of a player. The player and his friend then sat in silence pondering upon this new exclamation for not only did it rhyme, it also combined a variety of strange things all in one.

It can also be shortened to simply "Fuck Nuts"
*player 1 is shot by player 2*
Player 1: Fuck nuts and paper cuts! You got me!
by Piemanthe3rd June 15, 2009
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A boomer phrase of undeterminable origin, It pretty much means you're wrong or bad.
*Does something incorrectly*
Boomer: "You're not cutting the mustard"
Me: "Ok Boomer"
by Abortea November 19, 2019
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Cold cut calhoon

After you have sexual relations with a undesirable woman you smack her in the face with a piece of bologna and run away
Bro after i sobered up and i realized she was ugly. I got my nut and gave her the ol cold cut calhoon and got the hell out of there
by Sprunkle king January 31, 2017
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cute cut pro

yes, my most fav simple 2d animation program. mostly used by gacha life peeps, which people should stop harassing because its getting better yall.
cute cut pro is preeeeetty awsome.
by .wElLhErEyAgOmAnHeHeH. January 02, 2021
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c-cut alch

Is a newly coined term in the online game, "Runescape", and is the act of cutting logs, then fletching the logs into unstrung bows, then casting the "High Level Alchemy" spell on them, to turn them into gold coins.

Often used on yew trees, as this is the best xp/hr overall on the stats.

This is also often used in "Runescape", as it grants you experience in the three stats, firstly- woodcutting, secondly- fletching, thirdly- magic.
Person 1 - What are you doing?
Person 2 - C-cut alch'ing
Person 1 - What's that?
Person 2 - Google it.
by Chesse Pie January 23, 2011
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birth control hair cut

when a person has a haircut so bad, no one will want to have sex with them, hence it makes good birth control.
"Wow, look at that fem-mullet thats one hell of a birth control hair cut."
by j-dub004568 March 31, 2008
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