the internet

is for porn

dude: yo bro time for the internet

by Deans Sedan February 14, 2020

Internet whore

any alternative girl that attracts both genders probably never met them in person before

: im literally an internet whore

them: how ?
: look at these thirsty men

by Sonicslash February 11, 2023

Internet explorering

When a browser takes extremly long for It to startup or to load something

Ugh.... MY browser is Internet explorering Again

by Uchaizen July 7, 2024

Internet all'Italiana

(Translated: Italian Internet)
when your internet connection slows down, in Italy it is known that it is one of the countries with the worst internet connection in the world.

-What the F*ck! My internet connection is like a Internet all'Italiana

-F*ck!! I can't play with this Internet all'Italiana

by Rose Lavillant March 18, 2020

THE FUCKING INTERNET

Scott lee is the fucking internet and you cannot prove him wrong.

I am the fucking internet. -Scott Lee

by Ben_be_Jamin June 30, 2024

Internet explorer

Pure stupidity. The only Microsoft browser you should instantly delete and blow up.

Guy 1: did you hear about internet explorer?
Guy 2: ikr its the dumbest fucking app ever

by Dudecrushgaming November 22, 2018

Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome

Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome is a syndrome afflicting internet users, usually on Twitter. Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome refers to the mentality that one gains usually due to one or more of the following: A follower count of >1000, a decent fanbase, and 2-3 loyal dickriders on their social media. This is often an incurable syndrome, and can be combated with frequent bullying & ego checking.

“Bro, this guy told me I had to pay a cancellation fee for this video game commission.”

“He did? Bro must have Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome!”

by slap8008135 January 29, 2024