hitting myself off

Hitting myself off involves the act of self satisfaction. It most commonly involves material, spiritual or substance induced gratification. To hit oneself off usually involves, but is not limited to, the ingestion of marijuana substance and a delicious meal. However, one can hit oneself off in various ways.

Hitting myself off is often used in this context...."Wow that blunt and clam chowder really hit me off at the Rt. 44 Diner on the way to Keuka."

by The Body May 30, 2006

blind bong hit

To cover up someones eyes and to have control over the size of the hit of smoke they can receive from a bong.

"billy you're getting a blind bong hit."

by red frag July 12, 2007

the shit will hit the sink

the phrase used by cadets, replacing "the shit has hit the fan" after numerous "incidents"

if you dont wake up, the shit will hit the sink

by smead September 4, 2010

hit-n-run

find a hoe then fuck em then leave em in the middle of the night with out em knowing

Jack pulled a hit and run on that chicken head last night.

by Pimp master p May 29, 2003

Hit u widdet

When Emma Chamberlain sneezes on her friends

Sorry guys, didn't mean to hit u widdet.

by Fozzybear12 October 14, 2018

the nipples hit the floor

When a woman grows old and saggy.

Wife: "Will you still love me when the nipples hit the floor?"

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

Hit Ebony Day

A national holiday where it is completely legal to hit a person named Ebony Denise Wade.

Ebony Denise Wade: He-

You: *hits her in the back of the head*

Ebony: WHY DID YOU DO THAT??

You: Because it’s Hit Ebony Day!!

by swag___ October 18, 2022