Mária ' Angie' Castro; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

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😱: Mária ' Angie' Castro; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

Seventh-first chance

When you are constantly trying to have a chance with someone who has never given you a chance, despite how many times you have tried.

Mandy posted a status about how some people don't deserve a second chance because their are other people who are waiting for their first one. What Mandy fails to realize is there are quite a few guys in her yard trying to get a milkshake, and it sure isn't the first time they've been waiting for her shop to open. Infact chase is waiting for his seventh-first chance.

by Chasingwaterfalls November 05, 2013

milk in first

When a man is taking part in a threesome or orgy and proceeds to cum first on the thot.

Man1: Oh boy I'm going to cum
Man 2: No way bro. I will milk in first

by dogearmyftw May 13, 2019

First principle

What is that? I don't know what that is... Like a prime directive?...... I'm not a cyborg.

Hym "First Principle: I am better than everyone! Without exception! Second Principle: Children are abominations! Murder them all! Third Principle: Don't talk about fight club... Don't... Uh... Don't do it... Ever... Fourth Principle: I don't know... I don't have one. There's only 3... THE 3 PRINCIPLES OF QUASI-PANDEIST GNOSTICISM! (Don't ask about the fourth one)."

by Hym Iam April 06, 2024

The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

Warowl's First Law of Game Design

Players will find the most optimal way to play the game and that is all they will do

"So you just going to play the same strategy over and over again to win? Thats just Warowl's First Law of Game Design"

by PyjamasMontana December 01, 2024

The Christmas First

The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.

Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.

Related: The Christmas Bitch

Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.

by llamasaylol December 17, 2016