Dutch handy

When you fart in hand, make a first with you fart in it, then open your hands under someone's nose

We're weren't laying in bed so I had to give her a Dutch handy

by Amerpwr8 May 20, 2024

Dutch American

Not white

Im not white, im dutch american

by dutch american October 4, 2018

Dutch Elbow

Similar to a donkey punch, When you are going down on your girl and you give her a good, hard punch on her funny bone, causing her to shriek in pain and causing her vagina to squeeze the shit out of your dick. Second best orgasm I've ever had.

"Hey bro, I heard Sam scream really loud last night, you must have dicked her good!"
"Yeah dude, I gave her the Dutch Elbow. She didn't find it Humerus."

by MangledTaint May 28, 2019

Dutch Hound

A variation of the dog breed Dachshund

My favorite dog breed is the Dutch Hound

by Protozoa best December 8, 2023

Reverse Dutch Oven

When someone takes a draw of a vape, then blows the smoke into a vagina/asshole. The vagina/asshole then queefs or farts back into the recipients mouth

The girls and I had a sleepover last night and spent the whole time in a reverse Dutch Oven train.

by MethanieandKakrak April 15, 2023

Dutch Touch

A situation very similar to a dutch oven, however hands-based foreplay continues and neither sexual partner attempts to make eye contact.

"Let one go in bed last night with the missus."
"That must have been awkward"
"Not really, we just carried on with the Dutch Touch"

by Slinkynuts August 7, 2015

dutch lawyer

The initial piece to collapse in an imminent domino effect sequence.

That '87 Pinto was the dutch lawyer int he 16 car pile-up on the 110.

by WalenskiWalenski May 21, 2018