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Pre-collision Dance

The dance that numerous (usually two oncoming) people do in a desperate attempt to avoid collision with one another.

Usually involves several direction changes from left to right. Often, the dance partners will actually collide with one another or simply stop and stare at each other, until a decision is made.
Due to the irritation of the Pre-Collision Dance and the resulting death or severe injuries, I hereby instate the North American "keep to the right" standard of transit organization to apply to pedestrians as well!
by FUGGYEW July 20, 2009
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dancing round handbags

Reminiscent of the 1980s discos, a group, usually females, placing their handbags on the floor in a disco and dancing round them in a circle waiting for something to happen, with no plan other to dance until something happens, or more likely someone askes them to dance.
It was the two hours since the meeting started and no progress had been made and the chairmen said we needed to stop dancing round handbags and make a decision.
by Jebelhasher May 9, 2022
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Booking a hurt dance

To look for trouble
If you mess with that guy, you're booking a hurt dance.
by Alazar_Ph June 18, 2014
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Dance Hall Days

Take your baby by the hand
And make her do a high handstand
And take your baby by the heel
And do the next thing that you feel
We were so in phase
In our dance hall days
We were cool on craze
When I, you and everyone we knew
Could believe, do and share in what was true
I said
Dance hall days love
Take your baby by the hair
And pull her close and there, there, there
And take your baby by the ears
And play upon her darkest fears
We were so in phase
In our dance hall days
We were cool on craze
When I, you and everyone we knew
Could believe, do and share in what was true
I said
Dance hall days, love
Dance hall days
Dance hall days, love
Take your baby by the wrist
And in her mouth an amethyst
And in her eyes two sapphires blue
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you
We were so in phase
In our dance hall days
We were cool on craze
When I, you and everyone we knew
Could believe, do and share in what was true
I said
Dance hall days, love
Dance hall days, love
Dance hall days
Dance hall days, love
Dance hall days
Dance hall days, love
Dance hall days
Dance hall days, love
by Death Menace April 7, 2023
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R2-D2 Dance

The dance you do while cumming and standing up with your pants around your knees. Usually while receiving a BJ or Jacking it into a toilet. The action is an awkward tottering from left to right, resembling the R2-D2 dance when everyone receives medals at the end of Star Wars.

Also refers to a specifically awesome happy dance that is the same action
I couldn't believe I won, I was so happy I did the R2-D2 dance.

She was so hot, I did the R2-D2 Dance in the bathroom a few minutes ago.
by Luke Amadeus Skywalker December 27, 2010
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swedish dance party

when a large group of guys dance and simultaneously clap their balls to the beat of the music.
Yo Derek, do you want to go with me to the Swedish dance party tonight?
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man dont dance

some thing bigmanshaq doesn't do
She wanted to vibe, man don't dance
Looked in my eyes, man don't dance
One, two step, man don’t dance
Flex on your ex, man don't dance
She stepped on my crepes, man dont dance
Touch my chest ('Low that), man dont dance
One, two step, man don't dance
Man don't dance, man don't dance
by Man_Like_Kwabz May 3, 2020
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