cake brownie

a person who is insecure or crumbly.

"dude is softer than a cake brownie."

"leave it to leonard to turn all cake brownie and make shit awkward."

"why you gotta get all cake brownie on me? do i look like i give a napkin?!"

by dorathexplora December 25, 2011

Cake Nazi

A person or business that denies service to another person based on preconceived notions or personal religious beliefs. Extra douche points are awarded to the Cake Nazi if they in fact discriminate indiscriminately, i.e. they are happy to take money from anyone in their restaurant but won't cater specifically to a gay wedding; or won't bake a cake for a Muslim's wedding but will for a Christian's wedding even if it is a different denomination of church than theirs'.

"Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my rainbow icing."

"Icing, two dollars extra."
"Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free icing."

"You want icing?"
"Yes, please."

"Three dollars!"
"What?"

"No cake for you!"
DAMN CAKE NAZI.

by JesusDiedForCake April 8, 2015

Poundin' Cakes

The act of pounding pussy.

Jake: Hey Steve what did you do last night?

Steve: Not much, just Poundin' Cakes.

by Fratacus April 28, 2011

Cake Whiner

Prejudice against the person who got the achievment he wants.

He's a Cake Whiner for screaming at the kid who got a cake and he don't.

by 🔪🐖🥓🥩 March 6, 2023

dipsy cakes

pittsburgh slang

adj. being ripped retarded stupid high. smoking the most pungent delicious piece of heaven that has ever been placed here by God. we're talking about marijuana for all you peasants that haven't taken 101 yet

it is probably gorgeous outside and you're bed-ridden thinking the neighbors are out to get you as just then the pizza man delivers the food you forgot you ordered.

realizing basic functions are more challenging than usual, e.g., "I am too high for video games."

Rory: Do you want to go to the museum?!
Amanda: No, sorry babe I'm too dipsy cakes to go out today.

(video game party chat)
Chad: Yo! bro namath you're blowing on the sticks tonight.. whats going on with you?
Blake: Duder! i really don't know; i'm to high for video games.. this dank i smoked earlier got me soo dispy cakes i cant move my thumbs...

by pantherattack April 28, 2011

Bitch cakes

What you call your friend when he is being soft as f***.

After being invited to brunch and mimosas, bitch cakes said no I'm mowing my mother's lawn.

by Bitcscakes May 15, 2016

coughy cake

(noun) Poop that is accidentally released while coughing.
(verb) To accidentally cough out a poop.

That emphysemic grandpa keeps treating everybody to coughy cake.
Dude, I gotta get over this cold; I'm coughy caking every five minutes at my desk.

by Horrorfyre October 31, 2013