I'm in a gender of my own

There are only 2 genders, you can't be anything else. I don't care if you sexually identify as an Apache Helicopter it doesn't count.

"I don't fit in the two genders, I'm in a gender of my own"

"No you're not, you either have a dick or you have a pussy, there is no in between."

by GroovyReater4 January 23, 2017

my ranked teammates

basically calling you stupid; saying how their ranked teammates are always very slow and not understanding of the game-mode from Fortnite

user: oh wow i didn’t even know 1+1=2
you: my ranked teammates:

by adot.stayclicking November 23, 2024

My P.E. Class

The best class ever. Can be potentially traumatizing at times. And stereotypical.

The girls in My P.E. Class wearing as little clothing as possible because it was 1 degree Kelvin warmer than it should have been: But it's so hot!!1!

by Freezing Herobrine Studios August 21, 2022

All my friends who bully me for loving Venti

One particular friend named Yukina, but it’s written politely.

To all my friends who bully me for loving Venti - Yes, it’s an obsession but it makes me happy and doesn’t hurt anyone…

by VeronikaYukina June 25, 2024

Bitch better have my honey

When you're a singer-bear and you lend a bear some honey and the bear doesn't pay you back.

Bitch better have my honey! Y'all should know me well enough...

by dudeperfect19 August 20, 2016

Spilt my beer

Stated when something that happened/seen was so funny that it made one accidentally or theoretically spill their beer from laughing so hard

Person 1: Did you see that video of Will from last night?

Person 2: Yeah dude it was so funny I spilt my beer watching it

by beepboop January 2, 2019

my oliver

oliver is my favourite boy i’ve ever met and i’m going to marry him. he’s the best human being ever and is so caring and funny and so fucking yummy and he’s so selfless and passionate about things he loves and i love listening to him talk. i fall asleep on the phone to him every night and he is my comfort person, he is so beautiful and i just love him so much i’m so in love with him i can’t help it he’s the best ever ever ever and i want to look after him and be with him forever and not let anything hurt him and just listen to every single thing about him. he doesn’t think he’s a good person but he really is the best and i just wanna kiss him all over and hug him and look after him and kiss his willy too.

Weirdo : “Who is that?????”
lex : “that’s my ollie, go near him and i’ll kill you he’s mine mine mine mine he’s my oliver.”

by iloveollieparker November 19, 2023