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National Titties Day

On April 19 you boyfriend,girlfriend or side piece must show you titties.
It’s April 19th which is National Titties Day, so show me titties.
by Daddy Needs Some New Shoes April 19, 2021
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Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.
Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?
by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021
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National Send Lewds Day

April 18th is the day you send lewds to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send lewds to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Send lewds Day!

*sends lewds to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send lewds Day to you too!

*sends lewds to Person 1*
by JustDandy90 April 19, 2021
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national weed day

we’re replacing rape day, and making it happy
rape day sucks, so weed day instead. national weed day is for all the stoners out there. it’s ok april 24th
by impowster April 19, 2021
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National Teach your sons day

National reach your sons day is celebrated on April 24th, instead of national rape day, it’s national teach your sons day
Hey it’s national teach your sons day! Time to remind my son how to respect women
by THaNoS jeevanos April 19, 2021
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Crush day

Means on April 20 you have to ask ur crush out
Hey today is crush day do u want to go put with me
by Crush day April 19, 2021
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