by BigM8V3NCrip December 17, 2020
Get the word to my sketchersmug. An admission that one is going to die soon, usually from a terminal illness or dangerous situation.
A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.
A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.
Mom,
Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.
Love,
John
Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.
Love,
John
by SouthernScout January 12, 2023
Get the St. Peter’s calling my namemug. by GGJKLOLLMAOLMFAONGGRNGGABTCHHR November 21, 2021
Get the Big fat dick in my mouthmug. Thomas: My cat Fluffy is very fluffy and he scratches everything.
Max: My cat Snowball is calm and likes breaking into my room because he found out how to open the door and he just sits there and cuddles me.
Thomas: Cool.
Max: My cat Snowball is calm and likes breaking into my room because he found out how to open the door and he just sits there and cuddles me.
Thomas: Cool.
by Stickboi__ April 4, 2023
Get the my cat snowballmug. AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:
Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”
“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”
“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
by TimeTickler July 15, 2023
Get the AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard)mug. 
by Lolziee December 26, 2019
Get the Soo my tiemug.