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My Back Hurts

A term used to politely decline an offer to preform an action.
no, my back hurts
by My Back Hurts Share definition February 3, 2025
mugGet the My Back Hurtsmug.

He burnt my shake

When your friend whoops your behind in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Jimmy: Eat shit, John.
John: He burnt my shake.
mugGet the He burnt my shakemug.

Ashed My Potatoes

When someone dies and puts their ashes into a person’s (who they hate) mashed potato.
Dude OMG my dead ex-girlfriend ashed my potatoes
by Assamo January 22, 2022
mugGet the Ashed My Potatoesmug.

eat my phone

consuming somebody’s phone
mom: GERALD, DID YOU EAT MY PHONE?!
gerald: yes ofc bro
by thepersonwhoisreal January 17, 2023
mugGet the eat my phonemug.

my penis

yo dude my penis is so big!
by insane lesbian furry November 20, 2022
mugGet the my penismug.

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 October 31, 2020
mugGet the torched my shortsmug.

nick my brother

nick my brother gets boners from old men walking down the macaroni isle..then proceeded to do the flying camel to our dog (look it up) ;-;
by Mol Ester April 18, 2018
mugGet the nick my brothermug.

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