Ass muppet

When you shove your arm up your smaller partners ass that you can position them upright like a muppet

“My partner practiced the ‘ ass muppet ‘ last night

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Ass drool

Leaky Fecal matter comingg out off one's buttocks; usually with a brownish-yellow tints but can be red on occasions.

Hey guys, I heard a rumor that Conner had a terrible amount of ass drool last night after having sex with alexa.

by Aidan5908 February 25, 2022

Weak Ass Juul

Stop smoking on that weak ass juul mane

“Aye mane, look at Numer smoking on that weak ass juul”

by NuhNumer August 7, 2019

hockey ass

a term used to describe a big ole butt

gunther’s hockey ass restricts his pants option

by shania twain’s biggest fan February 7, 2021

ass tryst

1. The sexual equivalent to an asterisk (*).

2. When someone brags about being in a relationship with an attractive and successful person, but, in reality, their whole relationship is built on sex because the other person is married with a family.

Mary loved to brag about her relationship with a wealthy doctor, but everyone knew it was nothing more than an ass tryst.

by Arnie Grape September 10, 2021

ass

Self Care by Penelope Scott

“bro that shit is ass” “ikr!?”

by Cliick September 6, 2021

piss in my ass

a phrase commonly used in online roleplay. usually to express frustration or exasperation

1: howd you do on the final?
2: there was a final?! oh piss in my ASS.

by cloverfield887 September 14, 2022