My PatM

Someone who saved my life. And that I’ll always love. My best friend. Even if we aren’t husband & wife, we will always have a special bond no one can break.

I met My PatM when I turned 18; we exchanged cat stories. I thought he was so handsome.

by Jcatscare March 26, 2023

Tickle my pickle and i'll give you a nickel.

To tickle someones dick in exchange for a nickel (.05 Cents).

Hey Jordan, tickle my pickle and i'll give you a nickel.
Ok, lets meet behind the Walmart for it.

by birdhelpman March 28, 2023

stop swinging your dick in my direction

Stop making sexual advances towards me at every chance you get.

Stop swinging your dick at me at every chance you get.
You can't keep swinging your dick in my direction ,I am not interested.

Stop swinging your dick in my direction , I am not a sexual object

by Heroyalness March 29, 2023

My Singing Monsters

a game made by some Canadian people that blew up in 2013, died in 2016, then came back because of "DABLOONS"

Bro #1: Yo, remember My Singing Monsters?
Bro #2: Yeah! Jesus, I haven't heard that name in years...

by The Guy with Bad Explanations! March 30, 2023

word to my mother

Word to my mother somthing the hoodlums say in new york alot to impress di gyals.

word to my mother that gyal is eating it up

by anonymous March 30, 2023

my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

My butthole

My butthole, which is sussy bussy jerk berk, is a butthole

"my butthole is aching"

by Bendedan March 31, 2023