scooch my balls

When someone is trying to get something off you all the time by being rude.

"Hey Tony, I heard you just got paid."
"I just gave you 20 bucks last week, you really scooch my balls!"

by anonymous December 29, 2022

My Guy

A term used by a rare amount of people.

Kai Mezzatesta said to his friend Josh Carser " Whatup My Guy?" or "What are you doin My Guy?"

by MEZZTASTIC.JR May 31, 2023

thats my body

Fully in control and doing whatever it is you're doing, YOUR WAY, no matter what.

Used to signify that something is fully embraced, claimed, or unapologetically taken/taken on.

Declaration of ownership over actions, regardless of consequences.

thats my body - Fully in control and doing whatever it is you're doing, YOUR WAY, no matter what.

"Yo Ryan, the lights turning yellow, you should slow down."
"HELL NAH THAT SHITS MY BODY"
*speeds through it*

proceeds to speed through the light, owning the decision to break the law

*Forgets to study or just doesn't want to*
"Studying was NOT my body"

implies that studying was completely outside of their vibe, used as an excuse for procrastination

by Narom Nayr December 9, 2024

My mother

Single since my dad booked it. Pays all the taxes and expenses.

"My mother is single.

by drier than the atacama March 26, 2024

I Think My Mind Has Made It's Mind Up

when your mind makes it's mind up

Hey I think my mind has made it's mind up

by pxrfectdisease September 27, 2022

My kidnapper ate my traffic

When you try to think of an excuse

Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic

by ascendedbread May 5, 2023

Sharted my shoes

When you leave your shoes on the floor and wake up in the morning, then put your feet in them and feel something squishy and stinky

“AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE SHARTED MY SHOES!”
“I’m never staying over at Brian’s house again, he sharted my shoes.”

by mrbenzadrine November 17, 2025