Poop skid

Tiny pieces of shit coming out of your ass and leaving skid marks inside of your toilet.

Dude I just took a shit and left a poop skid in the toilet.

by Sabresfan11 January 6, 2011

e-poop

the deleting of any and all junk or non essential emails, programs, or anything useless on your computer.

I've got over 200 junk emails, time to take an e-poop.

by DruNuTz June 20, 2010

owl poops

when owls have a bowel movement and a poops comes out with fur and skelatons of undigested animals the owl has made a meal out of.

Ron Weasley: whats that your owl just dropped?

Harry Pootter: an owl poops. want one?

by sexiipoops May 17, 2011

Drive-by Pooping

The act of crapping in a canning jar, driving by the house of someone you hate at a late hour, and breaking the crap filled jar on thier driveway, idealy when you know the high tempurature for the next day is over 75 degrees.

Kyle: Dude, Jack is being suck a douche bag

Carly: Yeah i know! What should we do to him?
Kyle: I think he deserves a Drive-by Pooping!

by pooonyu21 May 30, 2011

poop canyon

the mythical place where everything is as bad as it can possibly be. a very lowly state of affairs.

person 1: how are things?

person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped

person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon

by C Mac G September 25, 2011

Poop Plunk

The sound poop makes as it hits the water; the splashing noise as one defecates

Mike was hitting it off with his wife's family until his poop plunk episode ruined his luck.

by Thomas 5 May 18, 2010

poop shanagle

1. A small piece of shit dangling off you butthole hairs

2. a major douschbag

3. someone who gets and the way, or is as significant to you as a piece of shit trapped in the hairs of your ass

1. Big Papa Jonny: i had the worst poop shanagle hanging off my ass last week and when i sat down it itched like a bitch

Spencer: that sucks a huge amount
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2. Nikki Grube: HEY spencer

Spencer:get away you ugly fag-lishous poop shanagle

by spencee mageee October 25, 2007