soft wank

when you wear a soft glove and have a quick tug

Jordan "Mam guess what i just did" Jordan's Mam"What did you just do" Jordan"I had a soft wank with your glove and its all soggy"

by Softwank69 June 18, 2016

Green Wank

1. When an individual, organization, or political group promotes or implements a seemingly eco-friendly initiative that is more about self-satisfaction or public image than delivering meaningful environmental benefits. Often overlooks practical solutions or creates unintended negative consequences elsewhere.
2. When an individual or group engages in performative or self-indulgent environmental actions that are designed to make them feel good or look virtuous but provide little to no actual environmental benefit.
3. A form of virtue signaling disguised as eco-consciousness.

See also Green Wash.

The Green Party proposing to reduce local sheep farming, even though it’s more sustainable here and the alternative is importing lamb from halfway around the world, is classic Green Wank.

by AuthenticFake December 2, 2024

The Wank Dance

A dance, similar to the mashed potato dance, but used by young women who think a wank is a type of dance. To do the dance, you simply smack your fists on top of each other.

Sara: Hey, you wankin'?
Sion: Um..No. I'm doing the mashed potato dance.
Sara: Aren't they like..the same thing?
Sion: You're wank, you know that?
Sara: Yup! *Begins to do The Wank Dance*

by The Wiggles kids August 24, 2012

Wank

To work thoroughly and to concentrate hard

Guys I'm going to wank at the cock shop

by Dickballer June 6, 2022

Godzilla Wank

Upon climax from masturbation, you kick over a lego building and raw like Godzilla

First guy: Dude the other day i kick over all my brothers Lego

Other Guy: Godzilla Wank?

First guy: Yep

by Peter crouch August 21, 2018

Wank Slave

Someone who always agrees with you and “wanks you off” by bigging you up all the time

Person 1: “Ugh there’s Tim with John”
Person 2: “I know, Tim is John’s wank slave, always saying yes to him”

by Bambos The Greek April 28, 2022

Mind Wank

When you need a wank but have no access to the internet or visuaL stimulation like magazines etc, as a last resort you have to your imagination and picture a girl or famous person who find hot to wank over

I had no wi-fi or data on my phone, I don't own any titty mags as its 2025 not 1985. I will have to hsave a mind wank and think about that waitress who served me the other day

by L892 August 20, 2025