a measurement of how much dog hair has been vacuumed by unit; when emptying a vacuum. A single vacuum emptying would equal one single "Berf". Two or more would be "Berfs" (plural).
"We need to comb "Bertha Maye" tonight, she is shedding like crazy! I emptied five whole "Berf (unit) 's" into the trashcan before I finished vacuuming."
by xJTxx June 7, 2023
Get the Berf (unit) mug.The United Bank of Money is a fictional bank that was part of Sethical's Hella Bread Video on Youtube as part of the Baku series of videos.
by Flipa De Pancake May 15, 2022
Get the United Bank of Money mug.1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"
"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"
"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022
Get the Manchester United Masterplan mug.The name that should be given to the thousands of kids’ football (soccer) teams run by a volunteer parent, whose child is often the worst player, usually causing the team to lose and the sidelining of bettter kids, to the quiet rage of the parents of sidelined children.
In an unbelievable first half, Nepotism United Under 10’s let in five goals, though it was all the fault of the other players except for Daniel Sulkpants at Centre-back, the manager’s son, and Billy Crap whose mother runs the coffee shop, and the other parents are scared to say anything about it.
by Clothears September 29, 2018
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by Jay83 October 21, 2015
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