Mike-a-veli Special

A hockey goal scored by one-timing through the five hole of a goalie.

Oh get real, that's a Mike-a-veli Special.

by Da Hamburgla January 4, 2010

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doorside mike

A fucking fag

Doorside Mike was SO gay!... HOW GAY WAS HE?! He was so gay that even Los Angeles rejected him.

by Doorside Mike March 11, 2016

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Mike Coxlong is one of the most dangerous diseases that can happen to mankind, primarily to humans called "teachers". This disease puts some people in a coma for the rest of their lives. A total of 126,365 teachers have been diagnosed with this disease. People get this disease through an online quiz game called "Kahoot!", and can only spread if somebody names themselve "Mike Coxlong". If you're a teacher who witnessed the name "Mike Coxlong", refrain from any contact with any other animal or human, as this could spread the virus. Millions of teachers around the globe have died and been put in a coma because of this virus. The only way to avoid this disease is to turn off manual names. Students are the only people who can start the disease. May god have mercy on us all.

Who here in the classroom is named "Mike Coxlong"?

by guysthisorangeisginemenasaurus April 10, 2023

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chubby mike

Like a normal mike, just chubby. Gorgeous head of hair. Will make smile even when he’s at his lowest. Puts others before hisself And loves like no other

You know chubby mike? He’s awesome right?

by Myne12 November 22, 2021

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Mike

A tall black mandingo who is extemely full of himself. He will stare at himself in the mirror for hours without getting tired of himself. He's extremely messy and will never clean up after himself. He also loves to suck NBA Youngboy's cock.

"Man that guy's such a loser."
"Ya he's such a Mike"

by Xx_N00B5LAY3R47_xX November 23, 2021

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