Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.
Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
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• Bold, demonic-themed artwork
• Occult sigils and gothic typography
• Dark, high-contrast color palettes
• Underground, anti-mainstream identity
• Clothing for people who embrace the shadows instead of running from them
Its mission is to give people in the gothic and alternative community a way to express their darker side through art, symbolism, and clothing that stands out.
Made by Riyn Manson
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