Long Boy

An at least 14 inch turd.

Perry: Man dude, were you in the bathroom yet today?
Jake: No, why?
Perry: Someone dropped a long boy in the toilet, it is probably the largest piece of crap I have ever seen!

by Froggo boi January 22, 2022

longs

UK - long rolling papers for zoots

Do you have any longs?

by 345rtg3dd July 28, 2021

You Have A Long Toungue

Saying things that you never intend on doing.

On Holidays:
Banji: I am going to buy a house here on this cliff.
THE NEXT DAY:
Banji: I should really get a house here.
RETURNED HOME FROM HOLIDAYS

Conclusion:
Aryan: BANJI, YOU HAVE A LONG TOUNGUE.

by AryanTheWordArtist January 28, 2019

Long and Fast Paced Environment

corporate speak for a 1:00 PM to 1:00 AM (12 hours) and overworked environment for employees

random employee: "this is a long and fast paced environment"
boss: "stfu and get back to work slave- i mean employee"

by morting September 5, 2025

long orange

A massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive schlong

I have a long orange

by Karakas March 28, 2018

Long Live The New Flesh

Some pretentious, deep allegory used in David Cronenberg’s 1983 film “Videodrome” starring James Woods and Debbie Harry of Blondie.

Nicki: “Just come to me Max, come to Nicki… watch, I’ll show you how. It‘s easy.”

(Television does some gnarly magic trick)

Max: (Raising literal handgun to his head) “Long live the new flesh.”

by LafufuLover69 March 2, 2024

Tshien-Long

Tshien-Long is an Asian name often defined for Girls clever and smart. Tshien is a girl awesome for the girl she is. She is kind friendly and dependable but often tends to overacting a little and beeing to ambitious. This girl may be a little locked away from the others but as soon as you get her trust she will be a life-long friend youll never lose and always there for you. Sometimes she also seems to be a little hideous but even if never let a girl like her go.

She is so dermn motivated, this must be a Tshien-Long.

Do you like that girl?
I dont like her I love her. She is my sweet little Tshien.

Another A?! What is she? A Tshien-Long?!

by Tarana62 September 10, 2018