the goat

someone who is amazing, sexy, can never do wrong, and can never die

Yeah, Madis dad Robert is the goat.

by anonymous November 7, 2025

The Goat

Greatest of All Time aka Alex Caruso

Hey look it’s the Goat Alex Caruso!

by My name is jeff1234 January 18, 2020

Goat

Lionel Messi

Lionel messi is the fucking goat

by Urmom12341234 July 5, 2021

Goat

Goat I used to describe or as a name for twitch streamer and overwatch player wovengnat and is also what he screams when he wins

Jackson: yo Jacob have you heard of the goat?
Jacob: you mean wovengnat the overwatch tank player?

Jackson: yea man the goat of overwatch

by WovenGnat August 9, 2024

GOAT

1. Greatest of All-Time (G.O.A.T.)
2. Another term to use when talking about any of the following people: Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, LeBron James, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Mike Tyson, Muhammad Ali, Tom Hanks, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley.

"Anyone who says Tom Brady is not the GOAT doesn't know football."

by AlphaDeltaXray1 March 6, 2019

noemie's goats

goats used to partake in noemie's suspicious sacrificial ritual

Noemie's goats are going berserk!

by vegannTesher November 29, 2022

Goat Blast

An euphemism for a foursome consisting of three men and one woman. The term comes from the phrase, “I’m hornier than a three-peckered billy goat”. How does one satisfy said goat? It has a blast with a hornier female goat. Three guys with three peckers and one horny girl is more than group sex, it’s a goat blast. The term was created and first used on the podcast Slacker and The Man.

Dobbs: “What happened last weekend? I heard some of the crew spent the night with that chick with the big boobs. Anybody get lucky?”

The Man: “The three of us did a goat blast with her!”

Dobbs: “I should have been there!”

The Man: “Yeah, you could have held the camera.”

by Mashers69 August 15, 2014