APRIL 9 is National Dirty Texting and Nudes day!
Text that somebody special everything you wish you could do to them and show them what they’re missing out on!!
Text that somebody special everything you wish you could do to them and show them what they’re missing out on!!
New chat - Hey! Today is April 9 - National dirty texting and nudes day! I want to fuck you!…here’s what you’re missing out on
New snap
Received chat - I would love that…come over!!
New snap
Received chat - I would love that…come over!!
by fuckdonkeysass April 9, 2024
Get the April 9 - National Dirty Texting and Nudes daymug. by Garm93 June 2, 2022
Get the Text Mexmug. When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.
Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018
Get the Text Mathmug. Noun.
Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.
(Can be used by both genders)
Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.
(Can be used by both genders)
Sexual Excitment
John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D
Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....
Hint at being horny.
Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3
Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)
John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D
Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....
Hint at being horny.
Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3
Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)
by Kayleon December 4, 2013
Get the text bonermug. The act of sending unsolicited texts that are not answering a question, making a request, have an obvious response, any response would seem pointless, or are otherwise considered pointless by the recipient. These are texts that serve no two-way-communication-purpose and seem to be just informing you of something that requires no further action or response.
Texter 1: I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: man, quit text blogging me
Texter 1: I just wanted to say I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: Good for you.
Texter 2: man, quit text blogging me
Texter 1: I just wanted to say I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: Good for you.
by catsgotmytongue October 13, 2011
Get the Text Bloggingmug. When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.
This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.
Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.
Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
Get the Mum textmug. Tom - Did you read my new test?
Emmett - Yes but it included that fucking vestigal text thread that you sent me 6 months ago and I got confused
Emmett - Yes but it included that fucking vestigal text thread that you sent me 6 months ago and I got confused
by Salinasone November 18, 2021
Get the Vestigal Textmug.