Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022
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wet texting

When you are sexting and it gets pretty hot to the point where she’s wet and tip is sticky
Damn bro we were wet texting until I came
by Damn bro she’s hot December 6, 2021
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brown texting

The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.

Also see "pink texting"
Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"
by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014
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Menage a text

A group text message between three people.
Omg! These two annoying chicks are blowing me up in a menage a text right now... save me!
by miamiplasteeq February 13, 2019
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Texting

Before your in a seriously dating you may be texting.Where you cam flirt but have none of the commitment of a real relashionship
Kate:Would you get with Stacey?
John:Yesh definitely will you ask her if she wants to get texting
by Crazy bitch 7893 July 29, 2019
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Text Com

Com being short for communication. text com is when 2 people stood or sat down next to each communicating via text message. This is either done when in a place where you can't hear what person is saying or where theres a group of more than three people and 2 people and want to keep the things they are saying a secret.
Bill: Sally and John keep on texting. I wonder who they are texting.

Shaun: there doing that text Com thing. Search Urbun Dictionary for what it means.
by Oh-Ma-hiar August 31, 2010
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text rage

When you waited forever for a reply to your text and the only thing that you can do is rage
I texted my crush and got text rage!!!
by Text-Rager September 8, 2013
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