Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.

by Panties wet AF June 14, 2022

Pimp Sticker

1. Tattoo. Located on the lowest portion of the back on a man.

2. Masculine version of a "tramp stamp"

Q: "Is that a tramp stamp?"
A: "No, it's a pimp sticker."

by DefiningURWorld February 06, 2021

Pimp Sniper

“When your punk ass neighbor rats you out to your girl when all you were doing was talking to your hot Asian neighbor.”

-Andy Noel-

“So I was cumming in her mouth and everything was good then my fuckin bitch ass neighbor “PimpaSniped.” Me, and then 20 min later I had no girlfriend and no mouth to cum in, bro.” That’s A Pimp Sniper

by Saint Noel September 17, 2021

Pimp Sniper

“When your punk ass neighbor rats you out to your girl when all you were doing was talking to your hot Asian neighbor.”

-Andy Noel-

“So I was cumming in her mouth and everything was good then my fuckin bitch ass neighbor a “Pimp Sniper” “Pimp Sniped.” Me, and then 20 min later I had no girlfriend and no mouth to cum in, bro.”

by Saint Noel September 17, 2021

Pimp Sniper

“When your punk ass neighbor rats you out to your girl when all you were doing was talking to your hot Asian neighbor.”

-Andy Noel-

“So I was cumming in her mouth and everything was good then my fuckin bitch ass neighbor a “Pimp Sniper” “Pimp Sniped.” Me, and then 20 min later I had no girlfriend and no mouth to cum in, bro.”

by Saint Noel September 17, 2021

dinner bucket pimp

a man who solely lives off of Fried Chicken and hits on the staff of the local Fried Chicken establishment; a Man who is in a relationship where he is not the breadwinner and does nothing to assist the household except to eat the food that is in the home

Brandon is such a Dinner Bucket Pimp - he can always be found on the arm of the newest cashier at the local KFC.

by Sassy Transcriptionist January 03, 2014

Glitter Pimp

the term for a gay pimp.

Can be used as an insult.

"He pimps all the guys because hes a Glitter Pimp."

"Why are you so fruity you fucking Glitter Pimp."

by Mr. Mug February 06, 2025