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Text length

Having a desire to maintain communication with someone without actually speaking on the phone. Similar to arm's length but more high tech.
Friend: "Johnny's really cool."

Me: "I wouldn't know. He talks so much that I try to keep a text length distance from him."
by Jwil August 31, 2013
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Noodle Texting

Damn look at that noodle texter.....

What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....
by Puddle guts October 8, 2023
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Text Blogging

The act of sending unsolicited texts that are not answering a question, making a request, have an obvious response, any response would seem pointless, or are otherwise considered pointless by the recipient. These are texts that serve no two-way-communication-purpose and seem to be just informing you of something that requires no further action or response.
Texter 1: I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: man, quit text blogging me
Texter 1: I just wanted to say I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: Good for you.
by catsgotmytongue October 13, 2011
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Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
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text-exed

v., past tense, to have been dumped by your significant other via a text message. Also, text-exing, text-exer.
I got text-exed last night. My girlfriend found that stripper's phone number in my jeans and sent me a text that we were done...
by pm1960 May 26, 2010
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Parent Text

When a Mother/Father/parental guidan is upset with you, and sends a essay instead of a text.
Person "I forgot to do the dishes before I left, and now I got a parent Text from my mom".
by i_love_fancy_bread September 12, 2022
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April 9 - National Dirty Texting and Nudes day

APRIL 9 is National Dirty Texting and Nudes day!

Text that somebody special everything you wish you could do to them and show them what they’re missing out on!!
New chat - Hey! Today is April 9 - National dirty texting and nudes day! I want to fuck you!…here’s what you’re missing out on

New snap

Received chat - I would love that…come over!!
by fuckdonkeysass April 9, 2024
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