Mike

The biggest pussy the world has ever seen, Cry's about everything.

Yo whos that guy working over there?

Oh thats just mike he’s a Pussy

by Appleeater21 September 9, 2021

Mike

A Person that most likely has the addiction to foxes or wovles... You have an Un-common name, your kind of stupid but seriously what else would you think? Your Cool? Oh yeah theres a reason why people used to stare at you *stares*...

That person should be called a Mike... He acts like one too

by LolJerkyBeef September 12, 2021

mike calta

A unit of measurement equivalent to the height of Mike Calta, approximately 6 feet.

Mike only got about 10 Mike Caltas away from his house before he ran out of gas.

by moosesoup September 14, 2021

Mike

A sexy man child, who always gives good candy to children.

Idfk mike is hot

by Mansexychild September 15, 2021

Seduce mike day

September 16 is the day where you should send a guy named mike the most seductive, sexy picture ;)

I just realized what today is, it’s September 16 Its seduce mike day

by Just the guy with the name September 16, 2021

White Mike

A little white bitch.

Oh shit there "white mike"

by @yurgirlR.H September 17, 2021

Jersey the mike

This is when at least 2 employees (preferably men) up to all on the shift go into the walk in together to commit sexual acts on one another.

Worker 1: hey man can I jersey the mike ?
Worker 2: only if Jayden joins in

by Megotthegoodsyuh September 19, 2021