When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake
Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.
by TomSideways February 7, 2017

by JoeysArk June 27, 2023

This is something someone says to imply that you put a lot of effort to see what was going on. Most of the time when they use their entire head and body to look at something .
Sam tried hard to see what his sister had in her hand as she left. She turn around and stated, “ you sure have a long neck.”
by Jjaai May 22, 2023

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024

Example in kitchen:
Harry: I'm just gonna sit down.
Harry bangs his long self on the table
Roy: Haha you just had a long moment Kidda!
Harry: LOL
Example in garden:
Harry walks into a hanging basket.
Example on bus:
Harry smashes head off roof.
Harry: I'm just gonna sit down.
Harry bangs his long self on the table
Roy: Haha you just had a long moment Kidda!
Harry: LOL
Example in garden:
Harry walks into a hanging basket.
Example on bus:
Harry smashes head off roof.
by Bone's Kitchen Crew October 24, 2010

by Dallas Cowvericks November 29, 2011

guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?
by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021
