Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.

Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?

by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023

WEED

SOMETHING I DO EVERY DAY B)

WEED = 4:20 blaze it man

by SEXY BUTT SMOKE April 4, 2015

The Guatemalan Weed Wacker

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.

I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!

by cruxiql July 2, 2025

beat weed

beat weed is just another name for a smacked ass (person). A derogatory term. It was originated in the late sixties (1960's) and was used up until around the end of the seventies. Used almost exclusively by minors or folks in young twenties. Used in the Philadelphia area and perhaps other areas.

Mike > "Dave hung silver streamers on his bike and it looks stupid". Willy> " Yeah-- Dave is a beat weed sometimes".

by Ham Key December 12, 2019

WEED

Your mom likes it

Mmmmmm WEED

by Dino nuggie 420 July 23, 2021

holy weed

The process of ripping a page out of the Bible and rolling it into a blunt.

Did you see what Blake did at that party? Yeah man he must have smoked some holy weed.

by Ruen March 14, 2017

Weed🍃

it’s a drug that make you feel calm and relaxed 🍃

Weed🍃 makes me feel so relaxed

by staciegetshigh🍃 October 27, 2023