Gaff-daddy

The days of housewives behind us, a gaff-daddy is exactly what it sounds like; an absolute lad, totally in control of his masculinity and his three toddlers while Sandra chases that office promotion!

“How come your dad always picks you up from school?”
“Oh, he’s a gaff-daddy!”

by Polarbearjack May 24, 2019

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Russian Daddy

Russian Daddy is 17 1/2 feet tall SOFT! Most of that height is in his enormous penis. His balls are so shrunken from the constant sex that they barely exist at all.
Russian Daddy thinks men are girls and because of this believes he is not gay.

Russian Daddy is a semen demon! He will take your butthole even if you keep it tight!

by R. Yan February 15, 2023

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comp daddy

Comp daddy is a bitch who left his friends to go to Missouri for the summer and came back 3 days late

Gwenney: Who is the gay man driving children in his car
Nat: that's comp daddy
Ava: yup, I'm the mother

by Messiah_Fighter_69_420 August 21, 2021

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daddy smack

Beating someone so badly as to remind them of how their daddy beat them. A gaming term.

Wow, Matt totally daddy smacked Rylan in that game of Clash Royale

by ThaiDolla$ign April 18, 2017

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Instagram Daddy

1: Person who provides lavish support for someone to depict an image or lifestyle on Instagram. Up-leveled Instagram Boyfriend.
2: a male parent on Instagram

Who needs an Instagram boyfriend to take photos when an Instagram Daddy brings a camera crew?

by Chuberto September 20, 2021

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Suicide Daddy

Some 16 year old lil pump wannabe who thinks he has clout and is most likely gonna die from excessive drug abuse before the age of 28. probably a SoundCloud rapper.

"Is that lil pump?"

"No it's just Suicide Daddy."

by fxcknigga August 7, 2017

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