crazy cakes

not to be confused with your average deranged pastry, the term "crazy cakes" is used to express an extreme degree or abundance of a physical object or idea

martina is cool like crazy cakes

by obstina June 17, 2010

Cake Mission

To fuck a girl quickly and send her home

Guy 1- "So I walked in on my girl fucking my bro."
Guy 2- "Fuck! That bitch got you bent... wtf bro. Im sorry, dont sweat that grimey hoe."
Guy 1- "Ha hell no, Im not gunna sweat it. Im just about to go on a Cake Mission with her best friend."

by cc8394 June 12, 2011

cake-can

A prison bitch; one who takes it in the ass. Possibly derived from the Marilyn Manson song "Cake And Sodomy."

"Yo, nigga! I'll pack dat cake-can's sweet lil' ass!"

by Shannon Lang December 1, 2006

Kooter cake

The build up of sweat,fugus, and possible a yeast infection in the kooter region.

J man went to the ER after eating sexy mels kooter cake.

by Brett Burnette January 5, 2008

bathroom cake

When a man has sex in a bathroom and grabs the urinal cake and shoves it up his partners ass.

Ron did a bathroom cake last night.

by Steve12345788 February 16, 2014

banana-caking

(v) To spend time with one's significant other at home rather than going out and being social with friends; to bake banana bread instead of partying

While everybody else was at the rager getting laminated, Charlie and Sally were at their apartment banana-caking it.

by Moss Herder June 5, 2014

coughy cake

(noun) Poop that is accidentally released while coughing.
(verb) To accidentally cough out a poop.

That emphysemic grandpa keeps treating everybody to coughy cake.
Dude, I gotta get over this cold; I'm coughy caking every five minutes at my desk.

by Horrorfyre October 31, 2013