Lego Foot Massage

The ultimate form of self hate

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang

by soupylego August 14, 2021

Foot asphyxiation

Squeezing on a pair of shoes that you really like - but they just wont fit - the Cinderella Syndrome

Shoes sooo tight that you cant get them on, or shoes that have shrunk around your feet as you have been wearing them, or have your feet just swollen - foot asphyxiation my shoe loving people.

by Diet Schmiet November 29, 2010

tae foot

a foot that often has an overly exggatreated arch often with a ton of veins and pig toes

omg stop having a tae foot it's disgusting!

by tae food November 29, 2014

$5 Foot-Job

You put a 6 inch subway sandwich (extra mayo) over someones penis and then give them a foot job for $5

Jenny gave Carl a $5 Foot-Job at the party on saturday

by LeBrons veiny dih March 5, 2025

foot fetish

sexual attraction to feet 😏

christian has a foot fetish

by someone is cool August 29, 2021

foot slapper

One who cannot drive, and does not use public transport

Bro, look at all those foot slappers out in the rain

by El Capitan.... March 31, 2021

Foot in the tub

When rednecks take a bath in a kiddie pool

Hey guys go out your foot in the tub

by Hannah1834 December 9, 2016