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Lego Foot Massage

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang
by soupylego August 14, 2021
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Foot asphyxiation

Squeezing on a pair of shoes that you really like - but they just wont fit - the Cinderella Syndrome
Shoes sooo tight that you cant get them on, or shoes that have shrunk around your feet as you have been wearing them, or have your feet just swollen - foot asphyxiation my shoe loving people.
by Diet Schmiet November 29, 2010
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tae foot

a foot that often has an overly exggatreated arch often with a ton of veins and pig toes
omg stop having a tae foot it's disgusting!
by tae food November 29, 2014
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$5 Foot-Job

You put a 6 inch subway sandwich (extra mayo) over someones penis and then give them a foot job for $5
Jenny gave Carl a $5 Foot-Job at the party on saturday
by LeBrons veiny dih March 5, 2025
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foot fetish

by someone is cool August 29, 2021
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foot slapper

One who cannot drive, and does not use public transport
Bro, look at all those foot slappers out in the rain
by El Capitan.... March 31, 2021
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