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Person 2: Yes.
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2am texting

When yall never text freaky but start sexting at 2AM
S: Yo me and D’s 2AM texting hits diff, Ian ever going back
B: Damn bro
by stephenos January 23, 2023
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text string

A series of texts messages that tie back to one overall text message conversation
My buddies and I had a hilarious text string going about some random Bachelorette party chicks we met over the weekend
by GO COCKS March 24, 2017
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alt text

the text that (sometimes) appears when you hover over an image on a website, usually just briefly describing the image that you are looking at.
Person 1: *hovers over a random image- hey! I see text there! Wonder what it's called...
Person 2: it's called alt text you idiot
Person 1: really? *looks for alt text for 2000000000000 other images
Person 2: *sighs- really?
by cyanbutneon September 4, 2023
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Mumble text

A text message that is wrought with grammatical inaccuracies.
Mumble Text- "Mumbs u mudda bee legit edjumacator, took exact tutelage..."
by Robgamblejasonmcmanus December 8, 2020
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texting trance

A strange phenomena in which a person who is currently sending or reading a text is completely oblivious to the outside world and will not respond to verbal or physical stimuli made in their general direction. Will often evoke anger in people who are trying to talk to the texter.
Trudy: Someone just texted me...
Mark: Who was it Trudy?
Trudy: ......
Mark: Hey dickwad answer me *full hand slap in the face*
Trudy: ......
Cecilia: He won't answer you Mark, he's in a texting trance
Mark: I hate that cunt ass nigger bullshit
by Bigry5959 November 15, 2010
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