Burnt Turkey

When farting under the blanket and the stench exits directly into you or your partner’s face as you lift the blanket.
“Burnt Turkey, that’s how my last relationship ended.”
by Whatutalknboutwillis August 24, 2018
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Burnt Turkey

Black lesbian or a black lesbian vagina.
Is she still seeing that white girl? Nah, she’s got herself some Burnt Turkey.
by Mashshu October 18, 2018
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turkey muncher

The act of licking the vagina of an obese woman. Often accompanied with the phrase “gobble, gobble”.
That man Geoff is a right turkey muncher.
by HalfPasty June 21, 2018
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Butt Turkey

A term of endearment you only use with your closest friends.
Aww ya Butt Turkey, I just love ya!

Dineen is the cutest Butt Turkey
by Butt Turkey November 28, 2021
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turkey wild

when you get really drunk on Wild Turkey Bourbon.
I was turkey wild last night and don't remember anything!
by Tristan Poirier November 28, 2007
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Mojive Turkey

a blackman in the ghetto going crazy...like a mojive turkey!!
he was going nuts like a mojive turkey!!!
by Lucster September 09, 2020
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Turkey day votive

When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.
I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.
by Scotty Nice November 29, 2024
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