Skibidi toilet

The skibidi toilet is an intimate position where a person removes their toilet from their bathroom, they buy a new one, cut a hole about the size of their head and a space beneath it, then the person stays there until that individual target (lover or friend) sits down then the person pops out and eats their meal.

Bro I did the skibidi toilet with James, he loved it.

by Tyler the Skibidi March 13, 2025

toilet 2for

When you courtesy flush and the water rises to a level that barely kisses your balls before retreating downward to finalize the flush. Resulting in a physically great feeling of cold water on your balls and an emotionally great feeling of taking a huge shit.

Biff: Dude I just got a toilet 2for in the Hooters bathroom

Rod: Nooiicce!

by anonymous July 30, 2024

Toilet Texting

Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.

This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.

Texting guy 1. -dude, I'm toilet texting you rn

Texting guy 2. - Lol, gross 😂

by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017

Skibidi Toilet

(1, noun) A popular Gen Alpha meme created in 2023
(2, adjective) When someone is being rude, odd, or cringe.

Person 1: Bro, doesn't that girl have a GYATT?
Person 2: Bro your such a Skibidi Toilet!

by AutismMan June 1, 2024

Reuels toilet

A public bathroom, where the toilets are clotted and filled with diarrhea.

Dude last night after the club, I had to take a shit so badly, that I even used Reuels toilet . It was gross.

by Truth_teller_55 September 13, 2017

Toilet Paper

An essential resource, now gone scarce due to the COVID-19 lockdown. This holy material, brought to us from above, aids some in helping clean one's shit lined ass hole. Another use for this Walmart product, is helping a man clean the pew-pews of jizz off the toilet seat.

Oe hail naw, we ran out of Toilet Paper.

by itsPrYzm June 2, 2020

Skibidi Toilet

Some fucking brainrot man. Who enjoys toilets with heads T_T...
BTW TEAM CAMERAMAN FOREVER!!!!!!1!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

''Damn i'm a Skibidi Toilet sigma''
''Dude, that's why nobody sits next to you in break''

by imbetterthanuincallofduty December 12, 2023