Asbury park

Asbury park is a small town on the jersey shore filled with entitled hipsters who claim to have "grown up" there but 95%of them can even tell you where the pool was or where the secret entrance to the old casino was before it was renovated.it also has an infestation of shitty bars with even a worst infestation of self entitled preps from surrounding towns that have parents that are lawyers or municipal office workers that can get them out of trouble when they are kicked out of bars in town, also there is a common lost underware problem within the town

-"Hey lets go to Asbury park tonight !!!

-Nah man theres to many saved by bells in friday nights....

by Darkcity1285 March 21, 2017

Ellie Park

A Slut

Ellie park is a slut

by RealDaddy978 November 8, 2016

South Parking

Consuming a substance, of any type, through the colon, as an alternative to oral consumption.

My friend tried South Parking a gram of hash, and he's had the munchies for three days....

by uniquedigestion December 1, 2009

Boro Park

Boro Park is a place were no person should live. Unless you wanna live in hell. No parking, no peace, no quietness. Basically no nothing. Why in the world would someone wanna live in Boro Park?

Boro Park Stinks

by ShomrimLivesMatter October 16, 2019

Lincoln Park

Lincoln Park is a fucked town in Morris County in northern NJ. Lincoln Parkers are known for being better at sports than their surrounding towns

*cough Boonton.
There is basically nothing in Lincoln Park except for McDonalds and Kenko sushi, so Lincoln Parkers have to rely on neighboring town to have fun shit to do.

To summarize what Lincoln Park is.....Lincoln Park is a ghetto ass town in the middle of fucking nowhere that is so cheap that they don’t even have their own High School, they hardly have a fucking football field. But atleast Lincoln Park isn’t as bad as Boonton.

Lincoln Park=Ghetto

by _chode December 7, 2018

Parking In Iowa

When a parking lot is empty or nearly empty and one chooses to park a great distance away from the store on purpose, effectively placing themselves in parking limbo. This can be done for a number of reasons, including wanting privacy and not having the decency to go home and looking like a total douche.

Last night the parking lot was empty, so I decided that parking in Iowa was a good idea.

by Aniburger November 22, 2010

Park a Buick

Take a big stinking shit

Oh man, I gotta go park a Buick!

by 237MachuPicchu420 November 5, 2009