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high school

The perfect setting for the 15 buhgillion high school drama. and the only place where a 30 year old actor can play an 18 year old.
Girl: Did you catch "High School Drama" last night.

Guy : no

Girl: well, lindsey was caught sleeping with Jeff, Tiffany's boyfriend and they had this HUGE argument. OMG there is so much drama, the show is the best show ever.

Guy : Why do you need to see what happens everyday renacted on the television?

Girl: Because Jeff is really hot.

Guy : Gesh
by Who The Douce Are You? April 14, 2005
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middle school

A place where all your hopes of life are crushed, burned and buried. Where kids pressure you to do drugs and lose your virginity. Where kids trip you in the hall and make fun of your puberity covered face. living hell fuckkkin teachers lie and get you in trouble fer no reason. cause most of them are on crack themselves.. hardd;;; thts just how it is.
kid1: damnnn!
kid2: what?
kid1: i see ponies,,, O_o
kid2: are you fucking high?
kid1: ahhhhheee ponny.
kid2: where the hell did you get drugs man?
kid1: mr. bachmann.
kid2: from wherrre?
kid1: middle school....
kid2: wtf.
by [[lover in hell. January 20, 2009
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grade school

From kindergarten to grade eight, or it is sometimes called "elementary school".
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!" - Marla Singer, Fight Club
by Athena Kay September 22, 2004
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Sandringham School

Sandringham school, aka the prison that achieves good grades but fucks with your mental health, is run by a headteacher who is obsessed with Tim Peake the astronaut and STEM, and who seems to strongly dislike children.
The maths department is well known for its constant creation of new, bullshit rules, which shouldn't be allowed but are due to scary teachers, and the languages department for their rediculous hatred of Google Translate.

The art department has blocked sinks and a constant lack of equipment, despite Sandringham once being an arts school.
My years at Sandringham School were some of the shittiest of my life.
by SometimesLifeIsShit March 4, 2019
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school air

once you enter the school, a weird phenomenon appears where all the makeup disappears and your hair gets so greasy that you can cook fries in it
my bestie: ugh all my makeup literally disappeared
me: yea just school air i feel miserable
by onlyWs February 6, 2023
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sex school

Sex school is where you learn about all the forms of sex and how to preform them.
Your homework varies between working with a class mate,
Working with a group of your classmates,
Doing on a family member.
Tests ate given by the teacher , who gets it preformed on them.
There is even once a year when students go for 4 weeks to sleep at school, and every night they sleep with someone else.
In sex school the only door is the main door, and clothing is forbidden.
When you walk into the classroom you must fuck the teacher, and while walking to your seat you must suck every boys dick, and lick every girls nipples.
It is the dream school.
Ever since i went to sex school, there hasn't one day that i didn't have sex in.
by Me=Myself=I August 15, 2020
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school election

Basically a popularity contest. It doesn't matter how many extra curriculars you are involved in, how well you speak, how you campaign, or how good your platform is. What only matters is how popular you are and what your lies are.
Today's School Elections:
Dustin: Hey Ben, who are you voting for?
Ben: I'm voting for Nic. He's really popular and he promised free donuts if he won.

Dustin: But what about Hannah? She's been on the Academic Team, in Science Club for 3 years and is involved in NJHS. She looks like she could do a really good job.
Ben: Yeah, but who is she? I'm voting for Nicc, cuz who doesn't like Nic?
What the elections should be:
Dustin: Hey Ben, who are you voting for?
Ben: I'm voting for Nic.
Dustin: Why? What has he done for the school?

Ben: I don't know. His speech wasn't that good, was it? That Hannah chic, her speech was really good.
Dustin: Yeah, you bet it was! I'm gonna vote for her! She's not only been on Academic Team and NJHS for 3 years, but she's been in Science Club, too. She's WAY more qualified than Nic is.

Ben: You're right. I'm voting for Hannah

So, that's how it is and how it should be.
by Ms. N. Nelson January 4, 2011
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