souvenir poop

Your first poop at home after you return from vacation. Can consist of all-inclusive resort fare, airport snacks, or even airplane food, but it's the last thing you ate before you returned to reality.

Laundry's done. Got the dog from the kennel. Just took a souvenir poop. Party's officially over.

by SheridanFTW June 29, 2017

Pollack Poop

The act of pooping so violently that the end result paints your toilet bowl creating a scene similar in fashion to a Jackson Pollack painting.

Tiffany's IBS causes her to have Pollock Poop on a regular basis.

After Mandi eats Mexican Food, she heads straight for the bathroom to create Pollack Poop.

by LouLouBell August 18, 2021

poop fan

A bathroom fan, that is commonly turned on when pooping to try to get rid of the smell.

"Aw shit, the poop fans on. She's gonna take a minute."

by SonicTheHedgehog420 October 7, 2016

Paper Poop

The remnant of paper that is pushed out from a hole punch on notebook paper. The Paper Asshole (hole reinforcements) goes where the paper poop came from. See paper asshole for more information.

I dropped my hole punch and paper poop went all over the floor.

by L J T II February 26, 2021

Poop canon

Poop • canon

|noun| the propulsion of a piece of solid feces by flatulence

|adjective| an individual who constantly complains about their problems

Noun: “Bro the other day, I had a poop canon and I almost broke the bowl of the toilet”

Adjective: “ok first of all you are being a total poop canon now, I don’t wanna hear about your problems.”

by Arkayess November 17, 2018

poop canyon

the mythical place where everything is as bad as it can possibly be. a very lowly state of affairs.

person 1: how are things?

person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped

person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon

by C Mac G September 25, 2011

owl poops

when owls have a bowel movement and a poops comes out with fur and skelatons of undigested animals the owl has made a meal out of.

Ron Weasley: whats that your owl just dropped?

Harry Pootter: an owl poops. want one?

by sexiipoops May 17, 2011