by uniquedigestion December 1, 2009
Get the South Parking mug.Asbury park is a small town on the jersey shore filled with entitled hipsters who claim to have "grown up" there but 95%of them can even tell you where the pool was or where the secret entrance to the old casino was before it was renovated.it also has an infestation of shitty bars with even a worst infestation of self entitled preps from surrounding towns that have parents that are lawyers or municipal office workers that can get them out of trouble when they are kicked out of bars in town, also there is a common lost underware problem within the town
by Darkcity1285 March 21, 2017
Get the Asbury park mug.it's like the east coast laguna beach...let's call it laguna park I mean we even have a laguna ave.!
by courtamber April 27, 2006
Get the laguna park mug.a place were cool kids hang out in the summer and play hockey in the winter. It's an old wooden playground. Some kid shit on one of the swings. And it's were everyone meets. That's all we do because there's nothing else to do.
by dill657564 January 4, 2009
Get the wooden park mug.Lincoln Park is a fucked town in Morris County in northern NJ. Lincoln Parkers are known for being better at sports than their surrounding towns
*cough Boonton.
There is basically nothing in Lincoln Park except for McDonalds and Kenko sushi, so Lincoln Parkers have to rely on neighboring town to have fun shit to do.
To summarize what Lincoln Park is.....Lincoln Park is a ghetto ass town in the middle of fucking nowhere that is so cheap that they don’t even have their own High School, they hardly have a fucking football field. But atleast Lincoln Park isn’t as bad as Boonton.
*cough Boonton.
There is basically nothing in Lincoln Park except for McDonalds and Kenko sushi, so Lincoln Parkers have to rely on neighboring town to have fun shit to do.
To summarize what Lincoln Park is.....Lincoln Park is a ghetto ass town in the middle of fucking nowhere that is so cheap that they don’t even have their own High School, they hardly have a fucking football field. But atleast Lincoln Park isn’t as bad as Boonton.
by _chode December 7, 2018
Get the Lincoln Park mug.Boro Park is a place were no person should live. Unless you wanna live in hell. No parking, no peace, no quietness. Basically no nothing. Why in the world would someone wanna live in Boro Park?
by ShomrimLivesMatter October 16, 2019
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