Bored texting

Like its brother 'drunk texting', bored texting is the acting of texting someone in an usual manner when bored.

Bored Guy: *bored texting someone* Hey, are you a HFF?
Someone: *resonds* WTF?
Bored Guy: *giggles to himself* He's so a High Functioning Fuckard

by Macky_g June 4, 2014

text

he one real ass nigga minion

you heard of text he a nigga minion

by textkill June 2, 2022

text drive

The urge or compulsion to text, tweet, or comment. Analogous to sex drive, varying enormously from one person to another, and depending on circumstances at a particular time.

She asked me to follow her back on Twitter, but I explained it would be unsatisfying because we had different text drives; I was more of a few times a week type and she was more of a several times a day type.

by Callaman June 11, 2011

text cuck

when you text something semi important/ needs responses in the group chat and your boy doesnt let it breathe for everyone to see.. instead he sends some dumb unrelated shit opening your text up to the chance of burial.

i was trying to get a head count for a super bowl block pool and kg text cucked the fuck outta me with his carson wentz bullshit.

by cucklife33 February 7, 2021

Texting orgy

When multiple people are texting each other to the point it gets confusing as to who said what and when.

We were texting with a bunch of people and lost complete understanding what was going on. Big Dave said looks like we have ourselves a texting orgy.

by LuckyFairlane1 August 30, 2013

Text Catz

A Cat based competition show but for animated cats (with a z.) Text Catz was made by a YouTuber by the name of TheBeanieCrew.

My favorite Text Catz character is Misty.

by TheBeanieCrew March 17, 2023

one-text bitch

When you are mad enough at someone but only enough to confront them for the time period of one text message.

Mark: whats up

Jenna: nothin but that sucked that you forgot my birthday yesterday

Mark: i'm sorry, i really forgot! i'll make it up to you

Jenna: it's no problem, i just had to be a one-text bitch. we're cool now :)

by mbs805 October 26, 2010