Dive Bar Yuppie

Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)

1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.

2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.

3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.

Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.

See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer

“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”

by Dive Bar Yuppie April 3, 2025

Rhino Bar

The act of putting your nose inside your significant other's ass, and then proceeding to try to touch your nose with your tongue.

My girlfriend wanted me to do a rhino bar yesterday, and luckily my tongue isn't long enough.

by Snack Attack February 13, 2014

Piano Bar, Asian, Hanna Houfos, Piano Bar

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

Tango bars

Amazing sweets that my corner shop sells I’m litterally addicted to them xx

Let’s go buy some tango bars

by pissflavouredhairdryer September 2, 2022

Bar

A squirrel that never listenes for more then 5 seconds.
Usualy in discord servers on deafen.

Person 1: hey bar how are you?
Bar:im good u?
Person 1:pretty good what u doin?

Bar:

by jokerforce April 1, 2020

iget bar

a wide vape (like 2 joined together) short-ish in size with a tip you suck on. Produces different flavours (e.g. mango passion fruit) and has the appearance of bright colours and a design on it

Yo Finn you got the iget bar

Yea, wanna hit?
Sure, is it grape flavoured

Yea
Gimme a hit

by $peecee$ September 23, 2022

Helium Bar

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by Death Menace December 9, 2022