Spider money shot

This is the arachnid version of the common finishing scene in a porn. When the female spider eats the male spider at the end of making love, this is the spider money shot.

Also sometimes defined as the result if Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Brazilian Wandering spider and developed Priapism, the state of a permanent erection, and could spurn spider silk from his urethra. The end result would be a series of literal money shots with his webbing in order to rescue and or defeat a villain.
PETER!
SORRY AUNT MAY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO GIVE YOU A SPIDER MONEY SHOT.
by spidermoneyshot November 08, 2010
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Alan money

1. The kind of money made in a day after getting little or no tips from all your tables while being a server, especially at Red Lobster.

2. The kind of money made by a person who's had an Alan day.
"How much money did you make today dude?"

"Alan money"

"That bad huh?"
by Alan's girlfriend aka clukyrat November 15, 2006
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money skank

Someone, namely a skank, who doesn't like to spend money, especially even when they have. Normally associated with un-stylish people who don't spend money on clothes.
ME: hey, abbie, do you want to go to the mall with alyssa?
ABBIE: nah, she's a money skank, she won't drop a dime!
by Smaysmay March 09, 2007
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JT Money Shot

Named after the rapper JT Money, who's immortal song "Who Dat?!" briefly topped the charts. The song featured insightful lyrics that, while potentially becoming repetitive, showed insight, clarity, and offered truly probing questions concerning the problems of living the hard life.

The JT Money shot, therefore, depicts the scene in a porn movie, where the female porn star is jizzed upon by an unknown donor, or perhaps by several unknown acquaintances. The mysterious origins of the jizm are then left to be determined by a series of questions...
Porn Watcher 1: "Ah, did you catch that JT Money Shot? She got that shit ALL OVER HER FACE!!!"

Porn Watcher 2: "Yeah, but did you catch a response? All I heard was Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who????"
by Ms. Fat Booty January 17, 2008
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money shot

term used to describe when a male pulls his penis out of a womans mouth and ejaculates in the womans mouth during foreplay or sexuall activity.which normally drips over the eye.
by ratman September 02, 2003
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get your money

to masterbate while in county jail, usually in an a shower area designated for masterbation
the shower on the right is to "get your money" in the one on the left is for showering
by woody cockard January 31, 2010
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young money bathrobe

When a young man is much too infatuated with a woman in his life to pay attention to his surroundings (friends,family,video games,exercising, etc.) and commits most of his life-with the exception of breathing and eating- to the female in hopes of finding,establishing, or maintaining a love connection.

Grammatical use: adjective, object, or verb
Synonyms: pussy whipped
Young Joc: "Yo Jumpman, where that boy at?! that new Halo betas out."
Jumpman: "Last I saw him, this girl had him wearing a young money bathrobe...haven't heard from him since..."
by Jumpman 3000 February 01, 2016
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