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f David

Also known as a “affidavit,” this is used when someone calls the police on their child’s mother, but then decides they don’t want her to be arrested, because then he would have to take care of the kid.
Hey Ms Lawyer… I can say I lied. Imma write a f David and say that.
by 3works4me August 12, 2024
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Lucas F

that one tall dude with glasses with big prescriptions with brown hair and acts like hes from the hood when hes just another snow bunny fr!?? and def most likely says the n word but not in public cause hes pussy while saggin his pants with his ass out like theres no tomorrow
by zrkix May 3, 2022
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f-tard

The f-tard feels no pain, as we taste it (in the sense we mean), and is retard-strong, reducing internal microstate density. The stratification of f-tard order dictates a greater entropy (social degree of disorder) in the surrounding grand scheme. Respect for the "ultimate disabled" is an inversion. Wasted time is what really cripples us, what the time demon, entropy, inhabits and feeds on. The mind is what counts. Conscious awareness is the fourth dimension. Sharing graciously, owing a debt of gratitude for the health we enjoy, the cards we were dealt. I wasn't meant to live.
Fooling with the f-tard is like taking on a midget. You can't win
by Fanwood Watcher February 16, 2020
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F I S H

TO REPEATEDLY BEAT A WOMEN INTO THE FUCKING GROUND USING A FISH PREFERABLY A SALMON OR CATFISH. ONCE SHE IS A PULP DRINK THE FLUID OF YOUR DREAMS.
ay man i gave my gf the F I S H, she's been quiet ever since. Best time of my life!
by F I S H January 25, 2021
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f

a letter f
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by hiqqwwee December 8, 2020
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F

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lol

cause some kids that doesnt know true
meaning about this word
and think it urself
player-i fell off the mapp!!!
me- F LMAO U STUPID HAHA
by banned-ip April 11, 2019
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by teaw December 27, 2024
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