1. Yo that dude hell sus fam
2. If I saw a sus person his name would probably be Dylan.
3. There are no dog biscuits in the jar! I bet Dylan used the last one.
2. If I saw a sus person his name would probably be Dylan.
3. There are no dog biscuits in the jar! I bet Dylan used the last one.
by Kaybeaf March 17, 2022

"Woah look is that Funny xenomorph man who is also a university in Australia? "
"Yes, I call him Dylan Alexander Hopkins"
"Yes, I call him Dylan Alexander Hopkins"
by Big man 6969funnyman April 26, 2021

A person that leaves his friends because of a random of a disagreement hangs out with racists rude men and sucks ass
Also known as Voldemort
Also known as Voldemort
by Perfect princess23 December 21, 2022

Dylan is the person to do something really stupid but make it funny. He is the best boyfriend. I don’t know what I’d do without him because he’s my world. He is sweet kind funny and reallyyyyyy fit and cute. Dylan also has no arms or legs
Dylan is amazing
by Daniella Roulstone October 25, 2019

Dylan makes your heart feel like it’s about to skip right out of your chest. He’ll tuck your hair no matter how many times it falls down. He is the epitome of comfort and safety. He’ll walk with you hand in hand in the freezing cold, laugh and dance with you in the middle of the sidewalk. When with Dylan, everything is right.
Dylan makes my heart giggle with happiness
by dyl7717 November 24, 2021

Dylan is way cooler than you so get over it. Just don't pretend you want to play minecraft with him and then give up.
by Dylio930 October 24, 2019
