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daddy cassieism

daddy cassieism is a religion created on november 29, 2017. tyler, a friend and fellow daddy cassieist, posted a picture of their mii character praising daddy cassie. harley, another fellow daddy cassieist, commented on the photo repeating "praise daddy cassie." and thus, the religion was born. fridays are the worship days. you cannot partake in marvinism activities, if you do, you will not be accepted into the religion.
tyler started this mess called daddy cassieism. blame them.
by heckthefoxes June 12, 2018
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Daddy thighs

Strong, musclar, hairy firm thighs
Damn Owen, your daddy thighs are so hot today
by cutestmktger May 18, 2017
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Tattoo daddy

Type of supporter such as a sugar daddy. Gives free tattoos in exchange for time, love, attention, and possible booty from females or their preferred gender.
She wanted a tattoo daddy so bad.
by Ladykiller67 June 23, 2017
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daddy google

The name someone calls google when they use google 24/7 like cheating etc, they also believe everything they see on google
Girl 1: i get a hundred percent on my test because i used google!

Girl 2: so your a daddy google girl?
by An0ny-m0use December 2, 2020
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Chumpy Daddy

A specific ‘type’ of man: typically tall & broad in stature &, more importantly, paternal in nature. We’ve all come across a chumpy daddy in our day, whether you’re aware of it or not. Should you need any help identifying a potential CD please find an extensive, but by no means exhaustive, list of traits below:

- Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket

- Rubs your back a lot

- Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it
- Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes

- Probably an uncle by age 25
- Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding

- Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque)

- If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events

- Leggings under their shorts in the gym

- Steak & red wine lover’s
- A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by

- Does poos in clubs

- Cologne that smells of musk

- Brunette (but not always)
- Love stouts & ales

- Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind
- Mahogany furniture

- Loves a Big Mac

- Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised)
- Would pay for an umpiring qualification

- A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport

- Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke

- Most likely lives in the south of England
'His chumpy daddy energy is sort of sweet and sort of a massive turn-off'
by GiiRlZ NiGhT x November 21, 2021
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happy daddy

a tasty treat consisting of a glazed donut-hole smashed between to soft chocolate chip cookies. Very delicious and make all daddies happy.
Kyle is such a fat bitch, he ate 98 happy daddy's and threw up all over his stepdads couch. He's probably gonna get his ass kicked later.
by mr. voldemort January 20, 2011
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squid daddy

1. The best god damn person in the entire plane of existence. Zora the King of Squids

2. An alcoholic beverage comprised of vodka, tequila, vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, butterscotch, and caramel in the form of a milkshake.
1. Yo bro look at Zora the Squid Daddy.

2. I could totally go for a Squid Daddy right now.
by Zora the King of Squids July 1, 2017
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