laptop dumping

when someone uses thier laptop as they are taking a dump, downloading a brown file, and or taking the browns to the superbowl.

It was an awkward moment when jackson asked where the laptop was while Blake was in the bathroom laptop dumping

by jake burrito July 9, 2010

Milk dump

The process of dumping milk on someones tray after he says something stupid.

Someone-*bad pun*

Friend next to person-That deserves a milk dump

by EzzE53 August 7, 2016

Hump-A-Dump

When your extremely horny that u put on porn and dry hump a pillow/Blanket then after cumming you fall asleep

When my brother leave my house after im going to do a Hump-A-Dump and call it a night

by MyPPHurtsAlittle September 15, 2021

dump bump

(n.) A bump of blow (or really any drug that you snort), served to you while you are taking a shit. A line is also acceptable under these circumstances.

Serve me up a dump bump, please I'm trying to start this day off right.

by cjezioro September 22, 2010

Dump and pump

When you take a huge shit before having sex

"Lick my butt and call me a banana"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"

"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"

by Fifflefaffle November 22, 2021

Pump & Dump

The act of smoking a blunt while on the toilet which intensifies the high due to the poop particles in the air.

"I did a quick pump & dump before work and was high until the next morning."

by jerkperc April 13, 2025

laying a dump at home

Taking a shit on your home toilet

I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.

by Anonrouge July 11, 2017