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Cotton Candy

Friend: Let's go to that fair and get some cotton candy
Drug Dealer: I have some cotton candy for you

Friend: Oh thanks
Drug Dealer: You're welcome
by Taylor<3_________ May 4, 2017
mugGet the Cotton Candymug.

Cowboy Candy

A delicious, sweet concoction of pickled jalapeños, sugar, corn syrup and spices. Used as a topping for BBQ'd meats or Mexican food. The jalapeños are sliced and then simmered with the other ingredients until they are softened and the flavors have melded together. The Cowboy Candy is then allowed to cool and thicken before being served. YUMMY!
Howdy pilgrim...ya wanna try some Cowboy Candy on top of that Ribeye?
by Jive Talker November 25, 2023
mugGet the Cowboy Candymug.

a woman with a piece of candy

Is a trans woman before surgery below the waist.
by TeXaSPeAch1121 September 22, 2022
mugGet the a woman with a piece of candymug.

Soul Candy

Any uplifting street drug i.e. METH or Cocaine
"Ay you got any soul candy, ese?"
by lemonfishstick898 February 11, 2015
mugGet the Soul Candymug.

candy crashing

the act of playing Candy Crush Saga before bed, until you are tired enough to sleep.
Ranika needed to pass level 65 of Candy Crush Saga, so she decided she'd spend her night candy crashing.
by KING OF CANDY CRUSH September 5, 2013
mugGet the candy crashingmug.

copper candy

The police handed out some copper candy to the bank robbers.
by Powerslug March 11, 2024
mugGet the copper candymug.

CandyMan Candy

When you tip your waitress/server/bartender/baristas/maid/hooker in candy. Lots of it. From last Halloween/Christmas. And it’s Autumn.

Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.

You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.

#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye
Don’t eat that CandyMan candy dude. That shit nastyyyy bro.

他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500

I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.

Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC

*Event created*

What’s your favourite candy?

Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭
by DragonflyOnAUni January 10, 2018
mugGet the CandyMan Candymug.

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