Friend: Let's go to that fair and get some cotton candy
Drug Dealer: I have some cotton candy for you
Friend: Oh thanks
Drug Dealer: You're welcome
Drug Dealer: I have some cotton candy for you
Friend: Oh thanks
Drug Dealer: You're welcome
by Taylor<3_________ May 4, 2017

A delicious, sweet concoction of pickled jalapeños, sugar, corn syrup and spices. Used as a topping for BBQ'd meats or Mexican food. The jalapeños are sliced and then simmered with the other ingredients until they are softened and the flavors have melded together. The Cowboy Candy is then allowed to cool and thicken before being served. YUMMY!
by Jive Talker November 25, 2023

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by lemonfishstick898 February 11, 2015

Ranika needed to pass level 65 of Candy Crush Saga, so she decided she'd spend her night candy crashing.
by KING OF CANDY CRUSH September 5, 2013

by Powerslug March 11, 2024

When you tip your waitress/server/bartender/baristas/maid/hooker in candy. Lots of it. From last Halloween/Christmas. And it’s Autumn.
Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.
You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.
#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye
Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.
You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.
#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye
Don’t eat that CandyMan candy dude. That shit nastyyyy bro.
他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500
I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.
Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC
*Event created*
What’s your favourite candy?
Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭
他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500
I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.
Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC
*Event created*
What’s your favourite candy?
Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭
by DragonflyOnAUni January 10, 2018
