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cum bucket list

A list of people to do and things to see before you die.

Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".

If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.
Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:

1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?

Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
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Swoop the bucket

To lick the outside perimeter of the anal hole.
While having sex with my husband, he asked me if he could swoop the bucket.
by msadiegold November 11, 2011
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Bucket Punch

The act of punching someone on the top of their head, as if youre coming down in the flat part of a bucket.
I meant to punch my friend jake, but was punching blind and ended up hitting my roomie with a mean bucket punch.
by r.j.l.2.5. October 12, 2017
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Gay Red Bucket

A Gay Red Bucket is a man that is sexually attracted to little boys
by peopleteethcats January 30, 2019
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The fuck it-bucket.

When playing a game of beer pong, one can yell “fuck it-bucket” and throw the ball in any way shape or form, most of the time being thrown straight up into the air. And if it is to go in, it is worth an automatic 3 cups.
I’m going for the fuck it-bucket.
by papajohnsz June 21, 2019
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Bucket of Arse Crumbs

Person 1: I gotta go out tonight, I hate being alone.

Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a bucket of arse crumbs.
by Actual Ltd. May 25, 2024
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Cum Bucket

A restaurant that nobody goes to but a prick who always fails to steal the secret formula.
It's located right near the Krusty Krap, home of the krappy patties.
Mr. Kraps: You failed to steal me secret formula, so now you're going back to the cum bucket.
Wankton: Oh great.
by gregben August 22, 2022
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