pump and dump

When there isn't enough time for full out sex, time only allows for a pump and dump. Also known as a quickie or a nooner.

Him: Girl - I'm horny as hell.
Her: I have a million things to do today - like I literally have twelve minutes.
Him: I only need five (wink wink)
Her: (after it's over) Sorry for the pump and dump but I got to go.

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 27, 2021

dump n toke

The act of smoking a joint or pipe of weed while taking a dump.

After dinner last night, I had to dump n toke in order to feel better.

by jodiaz76 June 4, 2016

Dump Struck

When you are left speechless by dump truck

my god, she had me dump struck with that booty

by RipAlfred December 20, 2021

Royal Dump

A big poop.

I gotta take a royal dump.
I just took a royal dump.
If I have anymore French fries I’m gonna have to take a royal dump!

by OilySaltine July 25, 2023

Dumping on anything

DOA according to nyc street gangs

Doa bitch im dumping on anything

by doaaaa May 28, 2023

Dump Trucked

You got ran over by a dump truck

Q. Did you hear about Haskins? It’s so sad.
A. He got dump trucked

by It was funny, get over it. April 9, 2022

dump crotch

Having dump crotch is when your crotch area literally smells like a sweaty dump. This is achieved by intense body sweating in and of the area typically caused by exercise. Dump crotch is not to be confused with poor hygiene or other scent related issues with the crotch region.

My god I sweat so hard during that Beachbody 80 Day Obsession workout; oh, DAMN I stink, I got dump crotch!

by EaglesGirl#12 March 14, 2018