How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
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How to kill a guy

kick him in the Penis Then Your fin.
Me: IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOMMOROW * searches How to kill a guy * " Kick him in the Penis " that sounds right
THE NEXT DAY
Me: kicks him in the Penis
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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HOW WAS THE SHOW?!

The best way to save oneself from getting called short.
Fan: Oh my gawd I'm taller than-

Rapper: "HOW WAS THE SHOW?!"
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How to change a hoe to a boss- you tryna help them to get money
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see how it just beads off

I don't know how this trend started but it's funny.
"See how it just beads off?"
*continues to pour a cup of water on someone's head*
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How Do You Understand Women

You cant.
(dude 1); Bro my girl is soo confusing.
(dude 2); That's not gonna change homie.
(dude 1); How Do You Understand Women???
(dude 2); You cant.
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How it go

- a Bahamian colloquial term, which translates to "Whats up?" or "Sup?"
-usually used as a greeting, or, in some cases, to incite a confrontation

The song, "Ha'd Go", by Bahamian rapper Daynez, further popularized the commonly used term throughout the Bahamas.

Pronunciation: Ha'd Go
Person 1"How it go (Ha'd Go) bey? Erryting cool aye?
Person 2 "Yah, right here bey."
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