nap dicking

falling asleep whilst dishing your male partner a blow job.

"Haha, Marco totally busted his hoe nap dicking"!

by muddybonez March 30, 2017

ramp up my dick game

The act of being more of a dick. One may feel compelled to be more of a dick if it's insinuated he is weak, beta, or too polite given the social circumstances.

There is no sexual connotation. Literal dicks and literal ramps are not involved in ramping one's dick game.

I gotta ramp up my dick game for Camsteven because she's been whipping me.

by Cristo39 November 4, 2019

Dick fairy

A fairy that blesses you with dicks

The dick fairy brought me dick

by Dick fairy 763 May 19, 2025

Dick water

When your girl is on her period and f her anyway and proceed to the bathroom to wash the blood off your sick. The water you take from the faucet and splash your dick with, as it hits the ground becomes “Dick Water”

“Why the hell can’t you clean up that Dick Water that’s on the bathroom floor, I hate stepping in that.”

by H2orocks3000 May 28, 2022

TikTok Dick

When someone tries to "troll" Columbine but ends up being offensive as fuck or do something equally as bad or worse, then gets on your recommendations.

Luna: *scrolls TikTok*
J.J: makes offensive video
Luna: What a TikTok Dick.

by kittenbunny65 May 24, 2021

Grampy Dick

Also known as impotence or erectile disfunction, is a chronic condition that occurs when a man is unable to get or maintain an erection firm enough for sexual intercourse.

She said nothing happened between y'all.. I guess all that coke you keep snortin' gave you grampy dick.

by G. Twilight March 20, 2024

Big Dick

The type of things that an Emerson would have

My balls are itchy emerson has a Big Dick. we should hop on

by PenisLordKingJulian April 1, 2022