Bones Day

(No) Bones Day is when people rely on a pug to know whether to do chores or not

It's a No Bones Day! Looks like I can be lazy!

by ZanetheBane November 8, 2021

National see gf ass day

It’s national see girlfriend ass day that means tell your girl what day it is and get a pic

October 19

Hey babe guess what,

It’s national see gf ass day!

by Mrfreakyfreak October 19, 2025

National Jahtari gets head day

August 11th is National Jahtari Gets head day. On this day all citizens sharing the name Jahtari shall receive head at any given time strictly from the throat goat AKA bri bri 2x

“Oh my god National Jahtari gets head day is only 10 days away I’m fucking ready”

by JaMiles04 August 1, 2021

day-now

A hyphenated word that employs the statement "Any day now," into a condensed expression.

With an impatient line of credit-card paying customers behind her, Sue Ellen fumbled for exact cash and change. The rude cashier rolled his eyes, snapped his fingers and exclaimed "Day-now, day-now... any day now!"

by Austin Smothers April 29, 2010

National Fuck Your Partner Day

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.

Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"

by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021

Banned for 1 Day

you get the idea. you got banned from roblox because you did something really stupid or you just was having having an argument. (or you just didnt do anything) so roblox bans you for usually 1 day.

(moderation sucks btw)

You: *kicked out*
roblox: banned for 1 day.
*you crash out because you didnt do nothing wrong*

by FreexBoosh December 2, 2024

150 stabbings a day

In the UK.

Hym "150 stabbings a day. Banning guns somehow didn't stop the murder. Which is why I refuse to give up my 2nd amendment rights. If I interact with the law in any way shape or form that requires me to do so, I will stab a child. And if I do not receive credit and payment from the creation of AI (and I've already stated in the terms of service what I expect to be paid and in using my work you have agreed to those terms) I WILL inevitably interact with the law."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2025